Vinzent 'Gadget' Hoefler wrote:

> >Das würde bedeuten, dass Frauen signifikant mehr Schnitzel essen als
> >Männer.
> 
> -v, bitte. Wegen -EASSOCIATIONCHAINBROKEN.

man Schnitzel

NAME
        schnitzel - eat without any risks

SYNOPSIS

        schnitzel [-msvC] 

DESCRIPTION
        
        To order a Schnitzel means I would not believe that cook is
        really cooking. I am not willing to take any experiment on 
        eating unknown things. 

        If no operands are given, the schnitzel is made of pork. 

        -m      Mini portion. Assumes that the guest ist younger than
                14 years. 

        -s     Senior portion. Assumes that the guest ist older than
               13 years. 

        -v      Vienna mode. Uses veal instead of pork.

        -C      without Citron. 

        -r      roasted mode. Much darker than normally eaten.

        --verbose 
                Force the waiter to explain exactly, of which meat the
                Schnitzel is made, what the animal has eaten, which kind
                are the potatoes and so on. Revokes the option -f.

        -f      Fast Mode. That means that the Schnitzel has been
                prepared for three days. Often useful in fast food
                restaurants. 

        -k      Kartoffelsalat Mode. See the man page for 
                SchnitzelmitKartoffelsalat.

EXAMPLES
        
        The following command orders a Wiener Schnitzel for Kids with 
        potatoe salad.

        schnitzel -vmk

BUGS
        To maintain mass people compatibility, the option -f is
        sometimes automagically invoked. In this case, option --verbose
        is disabled. 

Servus,
Konni Scheller <kscheller@ochs.franken.de>